JUST CALL ME MISS ANN THROPE

JUST CALL ME MISS ANN THROPE

NEWEST ARCHIVE WTF?

<3 commuting <3

Not everything you say is an emergency.

New realization:

not clever, not interesting.

Really. No one's impressed.

Get off the internet!

Is everything the world really that bad?

All my friends are fucking bitches best known for burning bridges.

& so little effort required

Artless & Frustrated

A growing sense of impending ulcers.

10th imitation this year....

Chauffeur = not so much

Thank you for flattering yourself a little less.

Nothing relevant to say.

Too many stars and not enough sky.

Messy-Mess-McMess

Thank God for Repeat

You can't look like me, you won't look like me

Extreme missing.

Veteran of a battle like this..

Agitated since inception.

I am so special and trustworthy.

Don't know what you got til it's...

Blind, or just a jerk.

Ouch, my heart.

Stones & glasses houses.

Do what you want.

It's not a new invention you know.

Get over yourself.

Beastiality is illegal here..

You are my heart..

I.E. Prozac Nation

The one person who really knows me best...

I guess you get more sleep than me during the day.

have you seen this?

If you're bored then you're boring.

The perks of retail.

Usually he doesn't, but...

Thoroughly rude.

It's hard to find a friend..

You fucking cunt.

Searching for an apartment..

Last log-in: june 26th.

over & over & over

Getting admirers through the internet is like teaching a baby to cry.

Having to pee also falls into this category

Apparently I cannot code for both at once.

This was funny to me, like, 10 years ago

How did this happen?

haha I am a loser

You really got me

Excellent attention-seeking ploy you got yourself there

My smile is pretty offensive.

Sorry, guess I need some Bright Eyes

All the fucking same

Med possessiy single most possesson ever

I'm really not trying to be a bad e-bayer.

We can all access babelfish translator..

10 minutes at a light at 2 a.m.

I wish this was the first time!

The human body is disgusting, BTW.

Ice storms in new england, oh yay.

Elephany neighbors

Not worth the energy

Parents ended up loving him

Don't put your name on that.

Out of sight, out of mind.

The territory of being in college.

Bitching must be done

Doctor's office reading material

Retro ain't so RETRO.

You could roll wit me if you wuz mah baby.

Yeah..research.

I found a reason, and the reason is you!

Once I start, I can't stop

Requires sleep until 9:30 a.m. or later

I'm glad professors think nothing else goes on in the world.

Very neccessary

Please just sell out of them

Keep dreaming, bye.

I.E. Fat Joe or Ja Rule

By accident and therefore okay.

Coordination failure

Everyone acts like it's such a bother, but you know they love the drama..

Your timing blows!

Forever cleaning.

homework.. homework.. blow me you jerk.

Got better things to do..

Sooo transparent.

No really, I just did the work. That's all.

But we DO understand.

You know they all saw

Please ask someone to smell you before you leave the house.

Words blurry...

What what what??

Cause this is how I feel & what I never said.

Go no one to impress anyway.

Is that all it takes these days?

To class one day maybe? To work?

So sign on and IM me!

You don't know me..

Did you get punched in the mouth or is this supposed to be sexy

Talented, yes. Something to look at, no.

Insert: boner/cameltoe/rack/boobies/poo/vomit/et cetera.....

I's a cold cold day in hell.

..and feeling like a dork.

Rather annoying in the lack of creativity...

You cheapened an already boring song..

A lot of people will hate me for this.

Life is a dance floor.

"it's that kind of [oblivious] ignorance i can't take"

At least they weren't doing anything.

Blue screen of death!

Wow, the 1st time anyone's turned 18!

12 year old girls or elderly men

OmG I wUnDr if th3y r BI?!?!??

Nobody knows i'm a lesbian!

Don't actually feel like being perpetually stoned.

Cooker insists he's funny

Big predicament

Last night on the Mass Pike...

Just sell your car and give up. PLEASE.

Thimble = rejected

"i want to write a poem that makes people think.."

bug bite, new tattoo, poison ivy, dry skin, etc

Rendered useless

You are a weirdo and i love you for it.

Please look at us, we are having a romantic fight.

Hearing & smelling senses are currently in tact, so...

Oh, I see your dick is tiny.

You make me feel like a scary person.

Not an actual word, buddy.

Next time, forget your seatbelt

I was so tortured & now I am an angel of mercy!

The most basic grammar to possibly master...

Please get a sense of humor.

Resisting temptation..

Somewhat embarrassing

Who isn't depressed?

Sure-fire guarantee

Soo progressive.

No one wants this

Who created this?

Oh, brine shrimpies..

I tried this tonight

Jenny Craig pen

Personal preference: yuck.

What the hell, budy

I never really eat them anyway

Women don't look like this.

Love is a battlefield

I just can't handle this

"But i ain't no ho!"

Your cancer looks nice

just because it rhymes?!

Things that cannot be unheard

Important things

shut up already

You you see the colors in me!

Weak and predictable

Results: massive headaches

I am not even trying to hear this right now

If it's not one thing, it's another.

Pick a word, any word..

See: "gotmilkjugs"

But you are so great!

Here's to you, Beverly Mitchell

Power to the squirrels

Eyes are offended

Whether I agree or disagree..

Courtesy of my very bad mood.

I can't wait to be lovers, so let's just be friends!

Too early for your face.

Things I should not subject myself too:

Especially when i go the wrong way.

And no replacements anywhere

I am really quite happy there.

I hate your bumper stickers & you can't pick a lane.

Die motherfucker die

Spoiled brat type words

I love the stabbings

I really just want to talk about them

No win situation

I don't have 20 minutes to make it across this parking lot.

Look OK when I stand, but..

I really just hated that book.

Well it was very comical

no longer bootylicious - now chubby, overdone, and GHETT - OH.

hate him, hate hotdogs.

maybe i'll just walk around singing it aloud.

yeah and i saw you in her arms.

i just don't like them. sorry.

it started week ago, it's time to stop.

get the blankets OFF.

just wanted some cereal.

most annoying voice on the planet.

gettt a lifffe.

obviously you have something to prove to someone.

king of the hill. HOO-YAH.

as said by marge simpson <3

look closer really.

it means confused.

i'm not saying you should know html, but if you know enough to make the damn frames, then get a clue and make the new links open in a new window.

true story i tell you.

too good to reply?

i don't understand.

i don't want a bigger penis and i make enough money.

honestyonly: in best middle-eastern accent, "I KILL YOU!"

i look like someone else!

cribs! how to live like a retard! trl!

write me back fucker.

i wake up to choruses of "we love lesbians".

cooking ebonics.

there are not enough tissues in the world

suggested by megang.

suggested by jayne-doe.

doin' it and doin' it and doin' it, wow.

"and fuck friend bear!" ha ha ha

what's the point?

obviously i'm a rocket scientist.

suggested by honestyonly.

suggested by honestyonly.

yes because i really walk around town concentrating on how much i just hate everyone.

do us all a favor and educate yourself on the person you're "dissing" before you take the time to open your mouth.

white trash heaven.

another reason mandy moore should be shot.

excuse me while i write down my next thought.

just get it done fucker.

i don't love, need, or miss you, i swear.

be happy, i love you more than anyone else.

suggested by incubusrocks.

if you weren't famous, you'd be a joke.

it's all a blur after a while.

25 gb hardrive.

"we are all survivors of something you know"

suggested by hatinghate.

just look around one day, it's annoying.

this is not a pop punk video, darlings.

i think the world revolves around me!

yeah you smash that guitar oh original one.

carnal kisser, doggie style, bondage!

maybe one day you'll do something completely out of the ordinary and JUST FUNCTION.

george of the jungle.

it's ugly, why do people actually want to play with this thing.

i was nervous to see HIM?

are you jealous because my eyeliner is less than 1/4 inch high?

i love it like a fist to the face.

suggested by honestyonly.

you probably think you're just another annoying face in the crowd.

hey, explanation, plzthx.

suggested by jason75.

250 pages of ugly girls with sparkly skin and tacky dresses that you should only hope to look like!

lauren. lauren lauren LAUREN.

shut your faces.

heinously ugly.

even with socks: cold.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THE DEODERANT SECTION IS NEAT OR NOT.

yea, fuck you & your alien face.

can we say self-absorbed?

maybe that's what i get when i work nights.

because for those of us who really can do it, there's a lot of work in it.

this is something i didn't need to be looking at.

you'd think it would be nothing after so many hours.

soft rock much?

"writer" means you would actually be creative.

it's old but still disgusting. (dirty)

dedicated to renee.

so i'll wait an hour before i can even pull out.

shut up i can't hear.

not sexy, not attractive, NOT TALENTED.

annoying shits.

candy lips and bubble gum tongue!

whine whine whine.

holla back, youngin.

i don't even want to know how they sound

you sucked then and i'm sure you do now.

bright red and falling off.

get a job or an education.

ugly, obnoxious, & untalented, oh my!

you do know that these things don't happen to real punk rock bands right?

turn off the fluorescent lights.

i swear i'm not doing anything weird in here.

kissing girls does not make you different.

but i love him.

when i see their happy faces!

fishing! skiing! dying!

punk rock or not, THEY SUCK.

NOT TOUCHING. NOT SWEET. FUCKING GROSS.

ooh i smell like a pop sensation!

next time i'm going to the grand canyon!

"i hate everything about life in general."

whooo's that girrrrl, la la la la la la la SHUT UP

kfnjlsdjkgv;oasdjig;lksd

well at least it's the first cd.

teenager, not porn star.

don't leave a message at the beep.

oh goth boy you're gothing me out with all your gothness.

major cause of needless anxiety, anyone?

i didn't need to read it twice you know.

i fucking hate you.

good lessons to teach.

someone found mommy's makeup case!

turn it up turn it off.

not ready for this.

i tried but couldn't get through the whole thing.

do you remember her?

drive around it darling.

dear moron. move your big ass.

get out of the way yo.

and it's not even that late.

am i wearing a sign that says PISS ME OFF?

hello, i need a best friend.

your music SUCKS.

i can count on it.

stupidass poses

so you know i am at work.

oh deep girl shut up and get a life.

little bit of this! little bit of that!

you and yer little red car.

"three women want me"...you're on fucking tv!

mother fucker, our new governor

come ON diaryland.

bunnysuit, unicotheunicorn, postcards_home, smokeandtears, defyingstars

i know she's a porn star, but she is also a man.

look like poo, taste like poo.

and for 3.99 at that.

scared of the mall.

i throw them in a pile.

dear fat cow, please move.

great minds think alike.

i'm a big bald walrus!

i miss nickelodeon.

take the pole out of your ass.

b.s. = britney spears / bull-shit

please don't sit next to me again

do you think that someone cares??

goddamn template.

stop looking at me.

NO REAR ENTRANCE.

shut the mouth.

moreso than ever.

negativity abound.

thanks for ruining the song.

come out and say it fucker.

holding of the breath required.

erase the face.

winter is here.

i tried so hard damnit.

i'm running for general court senator and don't even know whom i represent.

get a life girlie.

big fan, are ya?

you go, emo boy.

i am an icicle.

i don't like cleaning up after you.

update cheekin.

i am a big indie fuck.

glad to see yer so interested.

don't leave a message.

manson=fuckable.

out and about getting a life.

what is it anyway?

upbeat pop-punk maybe.

negativity, baby.

good BYE to you.

i love you dahrling.

but don't take my word for it.

death to humanity, please.

huh huh yeah that was funny man.

sick i shall be.

stupid bitchface.

get off yer high horse.

drinking rocks man.

snobby assholes.

oooh pixie dust.

and isn't a lipstick a lifestyle.

fuck trucks times two.

prefabricated baby.

IT STANDS FOR HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY YOU FUCKHEADS.

prof. harris: suck a donkey dick.

community college.

good charolette.

kelly clarkson.

leave a message. or not.

dream in colour.

one big party, right?

regis & kelly show.

marilyn manson is just like me.

long-haired girl.

i can't see around you dumbass.

sorry i'm scarred.

yer driving like a retard.

card-playing dork.

I only eat pretzels now.

Stop leaving me messages.

Britney-wannabe.

Obscurity is deep.

Away Message Shout-outs

Early-morning garbage trucks.

shopping sprees.