|NEWEST ARCHIVE WTF?|
Not everything you say is an emergency.
Is everything the world really that bad?
All my friends are fucking bitches best known for burning bridges.
A growing sense of impending ulcers.
Thank you for flattering yourself a little less.
Too many stars and not enough sky.
You can't look like me, you won't look like me
Veteran of a battle like this..
I am so special and trustworthy.
Don't know what you got til it's...
It's not a new invention you know.
The one person who really knows me best...
I guess you get more sleep than me during the day.
If you're bored then you're boring.
Getting admirers through the internet is like teaching a baby to cry.
Having to pee also falls into this category
Apparently I cannot code for both at once.
This was funny to me, like, 10 years ago
Excellent attention-seeking ploy you got yourself there
Sorry, guess I need some Bright Eyes
Med possessiy single most possesson ever
I'm really not trying to be a bad e-bayer.
We can all access babelfish translator..
10 minutes at a light at 2 a.m.
I wish this was the first time!
The human body is disgusting, BTW.
Ice storms in new england, oh yay.
The territory of being in college.
Doctor's office reading material
You could roll wit me if you wuz mah baby.
I found a reason, and the reason is you!
Requires sleep until 9:30 a.m. or later
I'm glad professors think nothing else goes on in the world.
By accident and therefore okay.
Everyone acts like it's such a bother, but you know they love the drama..
homework.. homework.. blow me you jerk.
No really, I just did the work. That's all.
Please ask someone to smell you before you leave the house.
Cause this is how I feel & what I never said.
Is that all it takes these days?
To class one day maybe? To work?
Did you get punched in the mouth or is this supposed to be sexy
Talented, yes. Something to look at, no.
Insert: boner/cameltoe/rack/boobies/poo/vomit/et cetera.....
Rather annoying in the lack of creativity...
You cheapened an already boring song..
A lot of people will hate me for this.
"it's that kind of [oblivious] ignorance i can't take"
At least they weren't doing anything.
Wow, the 1st time anyone's turned 18!
12 year old girls or elderly men
OmG I wUnDr if th3y r BI?!?!??
Don't actually feel like being perpetually stoned.
Last night on the Mass Pike...
Just sell your car and give up. PLEASE.
"i want to write a poem that makes people think.."
bug bite, new tattoo, poison ivy, dry skin, etc
You are a weirdo and i love you for it.
Please look at us, we are having a romantic fight.
Hearing & smelling senses are currently in tact, so...
You make me feel like a scary person.
Next time, forget your seatbelt
I was so tortured & now I am an angel of mercy!
The most basic grammar to possibly master...
I never really eat them anyway
I am not even trying to hear this right now
If it's not one thing, it's another.
Here's to you, Beverly Mitchell
I can't wait to be lovers, so let's just be friends!
Things I should not subject myself too:
Especially when i go the wrong way.
I am really quite happy there.
I hate your bumper stickers & you can't pick a lane.
I really just want to talk about them
I don't have 20 minutes to make it across this parking lot.
I really just hated that book.
no longer bootylicious - now chubby, overdone, and GHETT - OH.
maybe i'll just walk around singing it aloud.
yeah and i saw you in her arms.
i just don't like them. sorry.
it started week ago, it's time to stop.
most annoying voice on the planet.
obviously you have something to prove to someone.
i'm not saying you should know html, but if you know enough to make the damn frames, then get a clue and make the new links open in a new window.
i don't want a bigger penis and i make enough money.
honestyonly: in best middle-eastern accent, "I KILL YOU!"
cribs! how to live like a retard! trl!
i wake up to choruses of "we love lesbians".
there are not enough tissues in the world
doin' it and doin' it and doin' it, wow.
"and fuck friend bear!" ha ha ha
obviously i'm a rocket scientist.
yes because i really walk around town concentrating on how much i just hate everyone.
do us all a favor and educate yourself on the person you're "dissing" before you take the time to open your mouth.
another reason mandy moore should be shot.
excuse me while i write down my next thought.
i don't love, need, or miss you, i swear.
be happy, i love you more than anyone else.
if you weren't famous, you'd be a joke.
it's all a blur after a while.
"we are all survivors of something you know"
just look around one day, it's annoying.
this is not a pop punk video, darlings.
i think the world revolves around me!
yeah you smash that guitar oh original one.
carnal kisser, doggie style, bondage!
maybe one day you'll do something completely out of the ordinary and JUST FUNCTION.
it's ugly, why do people actually want to play with this thing.
are you jealous because my eyeliner is less than 1/4 inch high?
i love it like a fist to the face.
you probably think you're just another annoying face in the crowd.
250 pages of ugly girls with sparkly skin and tacky dresses that you should only hope to look like!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THE DEODERANT SECTION IS NEAT OR NOT.
yea, fuck you & your alien face.
maybe that's what i get when i work nights.
because for those of us who really can do it, there's a lot of work in it.
this is something i didn't need to be looking at.
you'd think it would be nothing after so many hours.
"writer" means you would actually be creative.
it's old but still disgusting. (dirty)
so i'll wait an hour before i can even pull out.
not sexy, not attractive, NOT TALENTED.
candy lips and bubble gum tongue!
i don't even want to know how they sound
you sucked then and i'm sure you do now.
ugly, obnoxious, & untalented, oh my!
you do know that these things don't happen to real punk rock bands right?
turn off the fluorescent lights.
i swear i'm not doing anything weird in here.
kissing girls does not make you different.
NOT TOUCHING. NOT SWEET. FUCKING GROSS.
ooh i smell like a pop sensation!
next time i'm going to the grand canyon!
"i hate everything about life in general."
whooo's that girrrrl, la la la la la la la SHUT UP
well at least it's the first cd.
don't leave a message at the beep.
oh goth boy you're gothing me out with all your gothness.
major cause of needless anxiety, anyone?
i didn't need to read it twice you know.
someone found mommy's makeup case!
i tried but couldn't get through the whole thing.
dear moron. move your big ass.
am i wearing a sign that says PISS ME OFF?
oh deep girl shut up and get a life.
little bit of this! little bit of that!
"three women want me"...you're on fucking tv!
mother fucker, our new governor
bunnysuit, unicotheunicorn, postcards_home, smokeandtears, defyingstars
i know she's a porn star, but she is also a man.
look like poo, taste like poo.
take the pole out of your ass.
b.s. = britney spears / bull-shit
please don't sit next to me again
do you think that someone cares??
holding of the breath required.
i'm running for general court senator and don't even know whom i represent.
i don't like cleaning up after you.
glad to see yer so interested.
but don't take my word for it.
huh huh yeah that was funny man.
and isn't a lipstick a lifestyle.
IT STANDS FOR HIS INFERNAL MAJESTY YOU FUCKHEADS.
prof. harris: suck a donkey dick.
marilyn manson is just like me.
i can't see around you dumbass.